#3

2022 - Dylan (7-7)

PPG: 103
100+ Games: 8
Championship: Yes

There is no other team that deserves the number 3 spot on this list than the 2022 squad that brought Dylan his 3rd championship. Dylan became the 5th team ever to make the playoffs after starting 1-4. From Week 6 on, his team only scored less than 90 points one time. As the 7th seed, Dylan eliminated the 10-4 #3 seed, the 10-4 #2 seed and then finally the 10-4 #1 seed in the Finals.

#4

2019 - Zach (8-5)

PPG: 103
100+ Games: 8
Championship: Yes

This wasn’t Zach’s highest scoring team and it wasn’t his most dominant. But it was the team that finally broke through. Being Zach’s 4th Finals trip, 2nd time going back-to-back, and 9th straight playoff appearance, Zach defeated Brandon who held the best record in league history. This team still led the league in scoring and 100+ games. It just more importantly led to Zach winning his first Championship.

#5

2019 - Brandon (11-2)

PPG: 97
100+ Games: 8
Championship: No

So you thought every team in the Hall of Fame was going to be a championship winning team? Think again. As much as history says this team was an anomaly for Brandon, this team represents the greatest record ever. And nearly culminated in a championship which would have put this team up a few spots more.

#1

2016 - Cody (1-12)

PPG: 58
100+: 0
Sacko: Yes

Cody owns lots of terrible records and this team is the poster child for all of them. Lowest PPG ever. Worst record ever. In fact, Cody owns three of the lowest weekly scores ever (30, 31 and 39). On top of ALL of that, Cody received his first of three Sackos.

#2

2018 - Mitch (1-12)

PPG: 69 (nice)
100+: 0
Sacko: Yes

Mitch might want to try and be more like another team and less like Cody. Because this squad in 2018 proved how close he could get to emulating Cody’s 2016 squad. We’ve documented that Mitch has an aversion to scoring over 100+ points. Having only done it twice before this season. But this team really took everything to a new low. Ending with a Sacko.

#3

2011 - Tucker (2-12)

PPG: 77
100+: 0
Sacko: Yes

I wrote this in 2016 about this team and it still holds true today:
”This is what giving up looks like.”

#4

2022 - Garrett (2-12)

PPG: 81
100+: 1
Sacko: No

It takes a lot to kick Brandon off a losers list, but Garrett did it. This team was something special, 10 game losing streak, longest in league history, sort of sets the tenor of what to expect with this team. This team didn’t sniff a win until Week 11. It didn’t even crack 100 points until Week 13. To finish with the exact same record as Tucker, while techincally “trying to win,” is rough. Really rough. Outside of being a tarnish on Garrett’s resume, the team sadly didn’t win the Sacko – and we only have Cody to thank for that.

#5

2013 - Dallas’ Own Tony ‘n Candice (3-10)

PPG: 69 (nice)
100+: 0
Sacko: No

There are bad teams. And there are probably other teams that deserve this spot. However, no matter how many times Jesse wins the Sacko, it will never replace a team like this one. All season long we heard nothing but praise for this collection of mistakes. And for that, it will always be remembered as for what it really was: a complete shit show. To put this team in more contextual terms, this team for Cal averaged 10ppg less than Neal’s team. And Neal was kicked out the next year for not trying. Enjoy this Cal.